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Jillian Michaels hates all people. I did my first day of the 30 Day Dead Shred yesterday. I have muscles hurting where I didn’t even know I had muscles….and I wasn’t even able to do everything she asked me nicely yelled at me to do for as long as she asked told me to do it. I don’t know about what she says to any of you on your DVD, but she all but called me a wimp yesterday. Does she talk like that to the rest of you? I bought Sweatin’ to the Oldies on eBay last summer because Princess Diva loves to dance and I was feeling nostalgic. Richard Simmons NEVER talked to me the way Jillian does. Never. And you can actually sing along to his music. But Jillian has better abs than Richard Simmons does (and much better hair), so I guess I’ll try for Day #2. My knees just found out I typed that, and I kid you not, they are crying now. Why did I have to pick now to be a follower? Why don’t any of you pick something fun for your new obsession? I need a new bandwagon to jump on; this one is painful.